vodka for breakfast, sleeping pills for dinner

Dear *******,

I will be leaving this shithole of a job, and will not look back. I truly hate you, as I have never hated another boss, and I’ve worked in _______, so that is really saying a lot. I have decided to accept unemployment because the thought of working for you another day is what has driven me to purchase a .45. 

Sincerely,
*******

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