The Great Birthday Card Slaying of 2009: The Return

From: asshole
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:19 PM
To:  other assholes
Subject: an email for @@@@@

Dear All

@@@@@@ is sad for not receiving a B-Day card.

Please send her an email or an electronic card (it was July ****th)

Thank you

From: @@@@@
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 1:55 PM
To: asshole
Subject: RE: NY / All / B-Days, Cards and Team building

I am a bit sad because I signed many cards for others for almost 1 year and I was so near to get mine….

@@@@@

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One Response to “The Great Birthday Card Slaying of 2009: The Return”

  1. unfortunatefontchoice Says:

    This person probably never was invited to birthday parties as a child. He/She/It probably cried to Mommy and Daddy, who then had to call and beg the other kids parents to let their little brat attend the party.

    He/she/It was then teased relentlessly and forced to drink the contents of the “Mystery Jar” at said party.

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