From: asshole
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 2:19 PM
To: other assholes
Subject: an email for @@@@@Dear All
@@@@@@ is sad for not receiving a B-Day card.
Please send her an email or an electronic card (it was July ****th)
Thank you
From: @@@@@
Sent: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 1:55 PM
To: asshole
Subject: RE: NY / All / B-Days, Cards and Team buildingI am a bit sad because I signed many cards for others for almost 1 year and I was so near to get mine….
@@@@@
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July 21, 2009 at 11:49 pm |
This person probably never was invited to birthday parties as a child. He/She/It probably cried to Mommy and Daddy, who then had to call and beg the other kids parents to let their little brat attend the party.
He/she/It was then teased relentlessly and forced to drink the contents of the “Mystery Jar” at said party.