Of all the times for my phone not to have a camera…

To adopt a more “positive outlook on life” (shut the fuck up), I’ve decided to share An Awesome Thing From This Week ™. This week:

My cowworker (you read right. It isn’t a typo. She’s a fucking cow.) wrote a poem about our place of employment and left it on the table in the breakroom. 

Yep.  

A poem.

A motherfucking poem.  Jumpin’ jesus on a pogo stick. I can’t make this shit up. 

And yep. My phone doesn’t have a camera so I have no way of getting it out into the world, where it ought to be, save for texting a line of it every day to my bff, with the hopes that she will transcribe in careful calligraphy strokes onto handmade parchment in purple ink crushed from the shells of rare snails.  

Because the poem is seriously. Just. That. Good. 

Stay tuned, faithful readers. All 5 of you. 

PS: Also this week, a 9 year-old told me her dream in life is to sew clothes and give them away to poor people, and that this is a plan she and her friends discussed. OMG. Seriously, my heart grew like 100x like that scene from the Grinch Who Stole Christmas because this fucking kid made my day. 

But whatevs, I know the 5 of you don’t read to hear what fucking makes me happy.

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4 Responses to “Of all the times for my phone not to have a camera…”

  1. oneoffpretender Says:

    i like this. it kind of reminds me of the book ‘the catcher in the rye’

  2. payroll Says:

    this is the nice post by the auther it tells us about the positive outlook on life.

  3. Chicago Aku Aku Says:

    Did you know you have a drumroll coming from your blog?

  4. planetross Says:

    awwwwww! It’s nice to take a break from reality and embrace visions of sugar plums once in a while.

    Merry Christmas! 🙂

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