Status meeting

Dear Customers,

I’m proud to say, I made it through the holidays without a  without much of a body count.

That said, you’re on notice. I’m stretched tighter than Rush Limbaugh’s pants after a weekend pills n liquor bender. 

I may fucking snap at any moment right now. 

Fuck. You. 

*******

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One Response to “Status meeting”

  1. planetross Says:

    I hope you’ve mellowed out a bit by now … and are only maiming people. hee hee!

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