Posts Tagged ‘voodoo’

Better Google “DIY chemotherapy.” Just sayin’

July 25, 2009

Dear ********,

I’m quitting. Before I quit, my  voodoo doll would like to thank you for 348 days of unmitigated misery. 

Best fucking regards from the both of us, 

*******

ps: Also, when you develop testicular cancer: as far as Oxford insurance and I’m concerned, it is a pre-existing condition.

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